Eunice

Ever since we moved to Media and I was pregnant with the baby who would become Olympia, I have visited our dry cleaners with Tim's work clothes.  Eunice, who owns the place, is completely obsessed with my children.  As in: hangs up their pictures behind the counter, BEGGED me for 3 years to get pregnant with my second, gave Wynn his first chocolate cookie while my back was turned, when I leave the baby in the car sleeping she goes out and wakes him up, refuses to give us our clothes unless I bring the kids. 

That's the second christmas cookie that he's sucking on in that picture.  Yesterday when I was there she told another customer, who was also admiring Wynnie's lusciousness, that I'm working on my third baby.  NO I AM NOT.  She can whine and whimper all she wants, it's not happening!